Sooo Hair-rific!

It's like poop on top of my head.

I'm too lazy to get my hair cut. It has grown so long (half of my back) I feel like a mermaid in it. I like it only when it rains because I could put it down and enjoy the length without getting sweaty. But at night, it would strangle me. It's like an octopus at night. It would cover my face, enter my nose, tickle my ears and get stuck under my armpit and I'd wake up to fix it.

So during a hot day, I'd wear my hair like that in the pic like I have some poop resting on top of my head to keep it tamed and out of my face and neck and nose and mouth and eyes!

You son of a biscuit eater!

Ok so I curse..maybe a little too much at times. But I know where and when to curse unlike those two girls I happen to sit beside in the jeep. They were young, well younger than me around 16-18 y/o I think.. and they cursed a looot. They thought cursing would make them look cool. Ughh..teenagers these days.

The lady sitting across me was offended but didn't say anything. Our eyes met and we both shrugged and the kind lady made a "tsk-tsk-tsk" face. I told my cousin about it because we were emailing that time.

Me: "There are 2 girls beside me cursing their hearts out. Ugh."
Cuz: "Haha don't get offended, tell them "Shut the door you lint! Go lick your face and go home you son of a biscuit eater!" Hurry tell 'em!"

I rofl'd. My cousin is a very funny guy just like my kuya. So yea, pretty girls with bad mouths is a total turn off.

You will definitely miss studying once you start working full time.

Ok so a week ago I've started my apprenticeship at this architectural firm and it was exciting for me because I thought, finally I'm going to experience what it's like to be working for a firm together with licensed architects and to have a boss giving you work and stuff. I think it was ok but then I realized, I have to wake up early the next day for work. Knowing myself, I despise waking up early in the morning. I'm not really a morning person.

I get to the office and they make me do plans of houses, revise plans, and other architecture stuff. At first it was ok then it gets really boring. Imagine sitting in front of the computer all morning absorbing all the radiation from the monitor, plus the people in the room with you don't talk that much.

I don't mean to complain, but it made me realize what my brother and cousins would tell me everytime I complain about school. They would always tell me that, when I graduate and start working, I would wish I was back in college studying.

I believe them. 

I'm only working for this firm for a week now and I'm getting tired of it. Getting tired in a sense that, if they say work, you must work. Time is gold. No time should be wasted in doing unnecessary things like staring at the ceiling, spacing out, chatting, texting and stuff like that because you get paid for the hours you spend at the office.

When I weigh things, I can honestly say that, I enjoy school far better than work. The only thing that drives me to go to work, is the experience I'm getting from it and the little allowance we get for every work we finish.

So starting tomorrow, I'm going to make the most out of every day I spend in school..which would not be easy coz when I get stressed from school works, I start to curse everything that's associated with school.

I'm going to try at least.

Ugh now I have to sleep because I still have work tomorrow. =___=

I'm actually thrilled with the idea that I'm going back to school tomorrow.

Yes. Believe it or not, I'm quite excited to be back in school tomorrow. The 3-week sem break was blah. It wasn't that relaxing as I was expecting it to be. I was a maid at home. I hate household chores to death. I can't stay up all night cos there's limited internet connection, sometimes none at all, I must wake up early to start my chores and I can't watch tv that much cos my sibs would take the remote all to themselves. Greedy bitches.

Now I'm back here in Baguio with no parents and I'm loving it. I must say, the only thing I enjoyed during the break was the late eating out with my family and we would go home stuffed and watch a movie on HBO or something.

Most of all, the heat was just unbearable. I would take a bath at night and it feels like a sauna inside the bathroom. I don't know if it's still water or it's already sweat that's running down my back.

I would love to go to school tomorrow but the thought of waking up early in the morning is highly demotivating.

When you had a bad dream and it affects the rest of your day.

Then suddenly someone made you laugh, then that cloud on top of your head suddenly vanished. 

The hopeless romantic side of me suddenly bitch slaps me on the face.

I've been reading too much romance novels I have to stop or else I'd be by my window spacing out waiting for Mr. Prince Charming. Ugh that would look sooo not nice.

I love how my bedroom floor looks every afternoon.

So it's hot too in the afternoon. It's so hot it feels like a sauna inside. So much for afternoon naps when I can't even sleep in it. Ugh.

What I hate about sem breaks.

Sem breaks are supposed to be fun since you have nothing to do, you don't have to study or think about your annoying profs. It's supposed to be uber fun! Mine's not dammit. I don't even get so stay up late at night without being scolded or sleep all day, or watch tv anytime, I can't go out and hang out with my friends, and what's worst is that I don't have money. I stay up all night surfing the net, chatting with friends, when suddenly at 3am my bedroom door opens and mom shouts at me saying I should sleep and stuff. Ugh! Mom's being a serial killjoy! So me, being the obedient daughter, turns off my laptop and go to sleep while chanting some curses in my head. The next day, since I slept pretty late the night before, mom bangs my door waking me up. I look at my clock and it's only 9am dammit!

"Mom will you please let me sleep?!" 
"It's already 9am! Get up and wash the dishes, and clean the house!" 
"But mom I slept late last night..!"
"It's your fault you slept late! I'm confiscating your laptop."
"*cursing nonstop in my head* *gets up and do what mom said*"

That happens every single day. Household chores sucks. I admire my sister for putting up with my mom. I don't know how she does it.

So we had lunch and I washed the dishes and everything I go to my room to rest since I've been working this morning nonstop. I turn on my laptop and go online when suddenly..

"You're on your computer again! Turn that off, come down and clean the bathroom! You've been infront of your computer all day! You're wasting electricity!"

"WTF?! I just finished doing my share of the chores! And I was cleaning the house with Wanda all morning and you're saying I've been infront of my computer all day?! Seriously mom you're unreasonable! Let me rest!"


"You're so lazy! Come down this instant! Don't make me go up there!"


"Shit shit shit shit. Fuck fuck fuck. I hate you mom. I'm not your fucking maid." *goes down and cleans the bathroom while cursing in my head nonstop*

Ok so after dealing with the bathroom I go back to my room and since mom is taking her afternoon nap, I decided to take a nap too when sudennly after 30 mins..

"You're sleeping again! Wake up! You woke up really late this morning and you're sleeping again! Come down and prepare dinner!"


"Shit. Fuck." *gets up and goes down to prepare dinner*

After dinner, it's my sister's turn to do the dishes so I take a bath instead. So after taking a bath, I go up to my room, turns on the computer and go online. At 9pm my bedroom door opens and mom telling me to sleep.

Like seriously, this happens every single day. It has only been 4 days and I'm getting tired of my sem break. I wish I was in school cramming and stuff. I don't know if I'll be able to last the next 2 weeks. Ugh. Somebody shoot me in the head with a baseball bat with deadly spikes on it.

True story.

Amen!

I don't know if this is funny or embarrassing. Ok so we went to hear mass last sunday. During the communion, when the priest asked me, "The body of Christ.." I was spacing out, I forgot how to respond. I said "Uhhhhmm.." The next thing I knew I was kneeling down. Then I've came to realize that I should've responded "Amen."

I never met you in person.

I'm an awesome user Steve. :)

Rest in peace Apple man.

Ok so Steve Jobs just passed away yesterday and I can't believe how affected I am of his death. I have nothing but praises for him. He's definitely going to my I'd Kill to Meet You list.

Rest in peace awesome sir.

Here's my third ipod. :(

That moment when..

You hurt yourself and it hurt really bad then you realized it was your fault you got hurt and it suddenly becomes funny you laugh to yourself while getting hurt on the process again? Dammit.

Ugh staying up late for three straight days is driving me nuts. Somebody give me a dose of sanity. Oh sleep when are we going to be together again? I miss you much.

I was on tumblr and..

I was battling with myself if I should ask this guy as me or anonymously. So I was like staring at the screen for like 15 mins then I accidentally clicked "Ask as margasaysno". So much for thinking. Ugh.

Now I can't wait for his answer! Eeeek!

Typhoon Pedring is so not cool.

Okay, so because of the strong winds caused by typhoon Pedring, there was power outage in our subdivision. Yes, only in our subdivision. How depressing is that? I looked outside the window and I can see all these houses outside our subdivision with lights and everything. So me and my two siblings had to stare at each other for the whole night to stay sane. I got tired of looking at my brother's face so I settled on my ipod. Listening to the wind and rain banging our windows was no fun at all. It's like you're scared that at any minute your roof might come off and fly away.

I realized that, when you have nothing to do, like no choice at all, you start to be more aware of your surroundings. You get to see things that you don't usually notice on everyday basis. For one, I noticed that we actually have an umbrella at the back of our front door, there are 14 steps going up the stairs, my brother is more annoying, my sister gets more attentive to our house's every need, nobody bothered texting me (even our mom), I noticed that we never use our washing machine anymore, we only have water and hotdogs in our fridge, one of our house's 4 walls is colored yellow, we have 2 flashlights (I never knew the other one existed until that night), we only have 3 candles left and we have a lot of canned sardines in the cupboard.

Anyway, I woke up the next morning feeling extremely cold, it's still a riot outside, still no power, no water and little food left. So I went downstairs to find out that our whole living room was flooded. So I thought, "Wow, at least we have something to busy ourselves with, but wtf it's too cold to even lift a finger."

So I decided to eat something first, then woke my sister and told her to help me with the flood downstairs. She mumbled something I didn't understand. I thought it would just be a waste of time trying to wake her up so I went back downstairs to start cleaning up.

I was thinking of KFC the whole time I was cleaning up. To cut the story short, at 5pm I heard my brother shouting at the top of his lungs "May ilaw naaaa~!"

I know you're in love, but you don't have to post about it every 5 minutes!

I hate that! I mean, fine you're in love and you feel like you're in cloud 9 or whatever cumulus cloud is up there, but can't you just keep it to yourself? Like, you flood my newsfeed with your stupid love quotes that you copy pasted from someone else's book, blog, mouth, or you were just too inspired to make one. You  have no idea how many times I roll my eyes every time I accidentally read your posts. Worse, you started posting pictures of yourself holding a sign with your bf's name on it. OMG I mean, who does that?! If I were your bf I would get uber embarrassed. Seriously, it's not cool.

Ok so you're not alone. People like you irk me to death. I'm a hater.

I swear, if I ever get me a boyfriend, you won't even know about it. God, seriously you really have to lessen or even stop those posts. Oh wait..I could just hide you! Why didn't I think of that earlier?



My face when..

You make me wanna cry!!

Random thought of the day.

Ugh more like a realization. I was staring at my laptop screen and admiring my lame blog when I realized, that the description of my blog sounds so cliche. "Be yourself. Be spontaneous." Like eeeww! I can't believe I wrote that. Then I thought, maybe I just got too excited back then.

Anyway I'm changing it. I have to come up with something awesome.

My face when..

"D'oh!"

Instead of finishing my work, I decided to blog about it.

It's exactly 4:24am and yes I'm still up. I'm finishing some work due tomorrow and I'm not going to be able to turn it in because I'm not even half way done. I always think I work better when I cram but I'm just too sleepy to have my brain cells work double time. Anyway I plan on sleeping after this.  Screw you prof! You can fail me all you want this finals and I'd still pass. Imma sleep yo.

My face when..

Imma sleep.

P.S. Thanks to my guy best friend for keeping me up tonight. You're the best bro.

When You Wake Up Feeling Good in The Morning Then Bad News Strikes

I woke up from my awesome 13-hour sleep, ate breakfast then mom broke the news.

My coolest grandma was said to poop blood. She's in Manila right now for a colonoscopy. The doctor is quite sure it's colon cancer. At her age it's not unusual. I got teary eyed when I heard the news but I know I had to be strong for my mom. My grandma is a funny one and I can't accept the fact she's leaving so soon. We were even planning on throwing her a grand birthday party next year because she's turning 80 years old. Ugh. I hate this feeling.

I know the time will come for us to say goodbye to her but not this soon! I was even dreaming of my kids meeting her. I'd love that to happen. We're all just hoping and praying that she'll live longer.

I love you Nanay. Get well soon!

If You Want the Truth Out of Someone, Get Them Drunk.

It works like bleach on skin. Oh one more thing, when people get drunk and they say that they don't remember anything from what happened the night before..believe them.

I got drunk the other night, and I don't remember everything. I was oblivious the whole time, and everyone kept saying I was looking for a guy friend. Lol my friends told him and he just laughed it was so embarrassing bro. I don't even know why I was looking for him.

I Got Plastered Big Time

Okay so this is what really happened that night according to my vivid memory.

1. I went to a party with 6 awesome friends.

2. We shared a table with 9 rowdy boys.

3. We laughed til we got gas.

4. We had dinner.

5. More laughs.

6. Started drinking.

7. More laughs than ever.

8. More drinks.

9. Starting to take a trip to the comfort room which was located on the upper floor so we had to climb the stairs.

10. Went back to the table with more rowdy boys.

11. Made more toasts.

12. Suddenly  the floor started moving and I felt so happy with it.

13. 2 awesome friends started laughing so hard and almost fell off the table.

14. Rowdy boys started to make fun of them.

15. More trip to the comfort room for me.

16. Saw a lady sleeping on the bathroom floor.

17. More happy people around.

18. Started taking care of a drunk awesome friend.

19. Emailed my far away friend and sent him pics of drunk people around me.

20. Random people started talking to me that I really don't remember.

21. I then started thinking of myself.

22. I felt more drunk than ever.

23. An awesome rowdy guy friend started making fun of me but all he came for was to make sure we were still okay.

24. I even got to say that I'm drunk. I was still aware of myself.

25. Awesome rowdy guy friend made sure we got out of the hotel safely.

26. Drunk awesome friend's dad and mom took us home.

27. Awesome rowdy guy friend kept texting my phone making sure we get home safe and some other girls too. He was such a gentlemen unlike his friends who didn't even bother helping us.

28. He called asking if we were okay and told awesome friend no. 2 to look after me and pussy..kat.

29. I, in my drunk state even got to tell him to take care and pussy..kat in her drunker state never forgot to remind then to go home asap after the party. We're such caring friends even in our plastered state.

30. Pussy..kat threw up twice, followed by me.

31. I kept saying sorry to awesome friend no. 2 because she had to take care of me.

32. I was speaking in awesome english the whole time I was drunk.

33. I then remember my awesome friends removing my shoes and accessories and tucked me in bed.

34. Before I passed out, I remember asking for my phone.

35. I passed out. =_=


I'm swearing off alcohol forever..not.