Typhoon Pedring is so not cool.

Okay, so because of the strong winds caused by typhoon Pedring, there was power outage in our subdivision. Yes, only in our subdivision. How depressing is that? I looked outside the window and I can see all these houses outside our subdivision with lights and everything. So me and my two siblings had to stare at each other for the whole night to stay sane. I got tired of looking at my brother's face so I settled on my ipod. Listening to the wind and rain banging our windows was no fun at all. It's like you're scared that at any minute your roof might come off and fly away.

I realized that, when you have nothing to do, like no choice at all, you start to be more aware of your surroundings. You get to see things that you don't usually notice on everyday basis. For one, I noticed that we actually have an umbrella at the back of our front door, there are 14 steps going up the stairs, my brother is more annoying, my sister gets more attentive to our house's every need, nobody bothered texting me (even our mom), I noticed that we never use our washing machine anymore, we only have water and hotdogs in our fridge, one of our house's 4 walls is colored yellow, we have 2 flashlights (I never knew the other one existed until that night), we only have 3 candles left and we have a lot of canned sardines in the cupboard.

Anyway, I woke up the next morning feeling extremely cold, it's still a riot outside, still no power, no water and little food left. So I went downstairs to find out that our whole living room was flooded. So I thought, "Wow, at least we have something to busy ourselves with, but wtf it's too cold to even lift a finger."

So I decided to eat something first, then woke my sister and told her to help me with the flood downstairs. She mumbled something I didn't understand. I thought it would just be a waste of time trying to wake her up so I went back downstairs to start cleaning up.

I was thinking of KFC the whole time I was cleaning up. To cut the story short, at 5pm I heard my brother shouting at the top of his lungs "May ilaw naaaa~!"

I know you're in love, but you don't have to post about it every 5 minutes!

I hate that! I mean, fine you're in love and you feel like you're in cloud 9 or whatever cumulus cloud is up there, but can't you just keep it to yourself? Like, you flood my newsfeed with your stupid love quotes that you copy pasted from someone else's book, blog, mouth, or you were just too inspired to make one. You  have no idea how many times I roll my eyes every time I accidentally read your posts. Worse, you started posting pictures of yourself holding a sign with your bf's name on it. OMG I mean, who does that?! If I were your bf I would get uber embarrassed. Seriously, it's not cool.

Ok so you're not alone. People like you irk me to death. I'm a hater.

I swear, if I ever get me a boyfriend, you won't even know about it. God, seriously you really have to lessen or even stop those posts. Oh wait..I could just hide you! Why didn't I think of that earlier?



My face when..

You make me wanna cry!!

I hate cleaning but I have to.

Our room is a huge mess. I swept the floor and there were hairs everywhere. I collected enough hair to make a wig out of it. My laptop is full of dust, you could get lost in my bed, my wires are all tangled up and dirty clothes could be found under my bed. Our room actually reminds me of Mystery Case Files, if you're aware of it. Anyway I just finished cleaning my room bro.

here's my cleaning buddy, Mr. Mop.

My Adobo is edible.

I wasn't feeling lazy today so I cooked something nice for lunch. I found some pork in the fridge and I felt like I wanted adobo. To cut the story short, I made awesome pork adobo.

Yes people I can cook.

I swear it's edible.

Random thought of the day.

Ugh more like a realization. I was staring at my laptop screen and admiring my lame blog when I realized, that the description of my blog sounds so cliche. "Be yourself. Be spontaneous." Like eeeww! I can't believe I wrote that. Then I thought, maybe I just got too excited back then.

Anyway I'm changing it. I have to come up with something awesome.

My face when..

"D'oh!"

I hate it when you do that.

Seriously. I hate it when the person sitting next to you takes a peek on your phone and reads whatever was on the screen. I guess it's okay as long as that creature doesn't react! Omg you have no idea how annoying that is.

Really it's not funny at all bro.

Instead of finishing my work, I decided to blog about it.

It's exactly 4:24am and yes I'm still up. I'm finishing some work due tomorrow and I'm not going to be able to turn it in because I'm not even half way done. I always think I work better when I cram but I'm just too sleepy to have my brain cells work double time. Anyway I plan on sleeping after this.  Screw you prof! You can fail me all you want this finals and I'd still pass. Imma sleep yo.

My face when..

Imma sleep.

P.S. Thanks to my guy best friend for keeping me up tonight. You're the best bro.

Cancer deserves a bitch slap.

Cancer is such a bitch. It so deserves a bitch slap. Everyone should give cancer a bitch slap.

Hey Cancer.. *bitch slaps*

Now you're a bitch. Not just a bitch, but my bitch.

When You Wake Up Feeling Good in The Morning Then Bad News Strikes

I woke up from my awesome 13-hour sleep, ate breakfast then mom broke the news.

My coolest grandma was said to poop blood. She's in Manila right now for a colonoscopy. The doctor is quite sure it's colon cancer. At her age it's not unusual. I got teary eyed when I heard the news but I know I had to be strong for my mom. My grandma is a funny one and I can't accept the fact she's leaving so soon. We were even planning on throwing her a grand birthday party next year because she's turning 80 years old. Ugh. I hate this feeling.

I know the time will come for us to say goodbye to her but not this soon! I was even dreaming of my kids meeting her. I'd love that to happen. We're all just hoping and praying that she'll live longer.

I love you Nanay. Get well soon!

If You Want the Truth Out of Someone, Get Them Drunk.

It works like bleach on skin. Oh one more thing, when people get drunk and they say that they don't remember anything from what happened the night before..believe them.

I got drunk the other night, and I don't remember everything. I was oblivious the whole time, and everyone kept saying I was looking for a guy friend. Lol my friends told him and he just laughed it was so embarrassing bro. I don't even know why I was looking for him.

I Got Plastered Big Time

Okay so this is what really happened that night according to my vivid memory.

1. I went to a party with 6 awesome friends.

2. We shared a table with 9 rowdy boys.

3. We laughed til we got gas.

4. We had dinner.

5. More laughs.

6. Started drinking.

7. More laughs than ever.

8. More drinks.

9. Starting to take a trip to the comfort room which was located on the upper floor so we had to climb the stairs.

10. Went back to the table with more rowdy boys.

11. Made more toasts.

12. Suddenly  the floor started moving and I felt so happy with it.

13. 2 awesome friends started laughing so hard and almost fell off the table.

14. Rowdy boys started to make fun of them.

15. More trip to the comfort room for me.

16. Saw a lady sleeping on the bathroom floor.

17. More happy people around.

18. Started taking care of a drunk awesome friend.

19. Emailed my far away friend and sent him pics of drunk people around me.

20. Random people started talking to me that I really don't remember.

21. I then started thinking of myself.

22. I felt more drunk than ever.

23. An awesome rowdy guy friend started making fun of me but all he came for was to make sure we were still okay.

24. I even got to say that I'm drunk. I was still aware of myself.

25. Awesome rowdy guy friend made sure we got out of the hotel safely.

26. Drunk awesome friend's dad and mom took us home.

27. Awesome rowdy guy friend kept texting my phone making sure we get home safe and some other girls too. He was such a gentlemen unlike his friends who didn't even bother helping us.

28. He called asking if we were okay and told awesome friend no. 2 to look after me and pussy..kat.

29. I, in my drunk state even got to tell him to take care and pussy..kat in her drunker state never forgot to remind then to go home asap after the party. We're such caring friends even in our plastered state.

30. Pussy..kat threw up twice, followed by me.

31. I kept saying sorry to awesome friend no. 2 because she had to take care of me.

32. I was speaking in awesome english the whole time I was drunk.

33. I then remember my awesome friends removing my shoes and accessories and tucked me in bed.

34. Before I passed out, I remember asking for my phone.

35. I passed out. =_=


I'm swearing off alcohol forever..not.

I'd Kill To Meet You No. 2

Ha! I woke up and I thought, damn, she's so pretty. I can turn lesbian with her. Oooh you're so fine girl! How can someone be that pretty? Life's so unfair. Anyway she's no. 2 on my list.


LEE MIN JUNG

Can I have you?

Ugh. She's effortlessly pretty. Damn bro.

I Can't Wait for Christmas!!

I don't know but I woke up this afternoon thinking about Christmas. It's my favorite holiday of the year. As the song says, "It's the most wonderful time of the year!" I just love everything about Christmas. The greetings, the gifts, the colorful christmas decorations, the christmas tree, the food, and most of all the overflowing LOVE.

I just love how our family spends Christmas. We would watch all sorts of shows on tv while waiting for the clock to strike 12, and my mom busying herself in the kitchen with me preparing our Noche Buena. My baby bro would bug me with wanting to taste some of the food we're preparing, and my dad choosing over a bunch of red wines to be served later at our christmas dinner.

I love how we exchange gifts and receive the funniest gifts ever. I just love the look on my parents' face once they open my gift. *sigh* I can't wait. Really.

Merry Christmas Bros!!

Booboo

He keeps on calling me booboo. I'm not Yogi bear's sidekick. I'm not even wounded. I don't need to go to the bathroom and I'm definitely not your grandma.

25 Random Things About Me.

I've realized that I don't even live up to the title of my blog. Haha I can't see anything random about my posts..or not. Haha! Anyway, here are 25 random things about me and I assure you I'm telling the truth. Here goes nothing.

1. Aside from drawing, doodling, whatever..I love to write.

2. I don't want anybody reading what I wrote.

3. When I was in 6th grade, I wrote a 2-notebook love story. (Aha! Aspiring writer!)

4.  I've always dreamt of traveling the world.

5. I was so addicted to anime that I wished I was an anime character.

6. I love melons. Everything melon.

7. I never cared about being dark skinned.

8. I never cared about my hair until college where rebonding was trending.

9. I will forever hate Math.

10. I hate my huge feet.

11. I'm always fascinated with pretty handwriting.

12. I wanted to be a garbage collector when I was 7. (No kidding. I thought the big yellow garbage truck was cool.)

13. I don't like jewelry.

14. I love jeans.

15. I hate cockroaches at flight!

16. I lost my mom's pearl earrings and I never told her it was me. (It was an anniversary gift from dad.)

17. I love to sketch people in weird poses.

18. Burgers.

19. I really think Winnie the Pooh is gay.

20. And Tweety Bird is a boy!

21. I love chucks.

22. I hate waiting, but I always wait.

23. I once fell inlove in a dream. True story.

24. I'm a hopeless romantic.

25. I'm plain awesome.

So there you go people.

A 4-hour Sleep in the Afternoon is Not a Nap.

Okay so I slept for 4 hours in the afternoon. I consider it as a nap. I told my friend about it and he said, "You don't call that a nap!" I was like, "I don't care, I slept during the afternoon and I consider it as a nap no matter how long it was." So, what happened next was, I googled nap. Then I found out he was right after all. Haha ok so that wasn't a nap. Big deal?

I love to sleep.