I'd Kill to Meet You No. 1

Okay. I'm going to write about the people I want to meet in my lifetime. I know it's impossible, but who knows? Tomorrow when I wake up I might just see Josh Duhamel at my front door with a bucket of beer. Eeeek! I'd die yo. Anyway here's my I'd Kill to Meet You No. 1...

ELLEN DEGENERES.

Yes people! It's Ellen Awesome Degeneres. I just love this homo to death. Jk! No, seriously. I love everything about her, her hair, her clothes, her shoes, her moves and even her wife Portia. I love her show and I'd die to be in her studio. She gives the coolest stuff just like Oprah, but she rocks harder than anyone I know. I just love how she gets to scare her guests and gets away with it. Like, how cool is that?

I remember the Jinky Pacquiao incident. Ugh it still makes me mad. For all of you who don't know yet, Mrs. Pacquiao just got invited to the coolest show on earth. And guess what? Yes, she declined the offer to be Ellen's guest. I  was like, "WTF are you thinking?! That's Ellen Degeneres with the capital "E"! You can't just say no to her you b*tch." Ugh forgive me, but I just can't take it. I watched her interview about getting invited to Ellen's show, and it goes like this.

Reporter: Totoo po bang in-invite kayo ni Ellen sa show niya?

Mrs. Pacquiao: Ah, oo pero sabi ko next time na lang.

Reporter: Bakit po?

Mrs. Pacquiao: Eh, kasi hindi ako magaling mag-English tsaka ayaw ko kasi ng live na interview.

OMFG. Did she just say that? Hey woman, what's the big deal about not being able to speak english. Don't tell me you can't speak a single english word? Your kids speak english bro. Don't give me that. That's what TRANSLATORS are for right? And you don't like a live interview? Come on. All interviews are live, they are just being recorded and edited. I guess you meant you like the interview to be recorded and edited so that you'll not look stupid infront of the world. Ugh.

Ellen is effin' awesome that she was able to get President Barack Obama to come to her show! See? You're not even a Hollywood celebrity. -_-

*sigh* Okay I guess it was right you declined the invitation. You're not worthy of interviewing anyway. Ellen will just ask you one question and that's it. She will just ask you how is it like to be Manny Pacquiao's wife? You just saved the world from one of the worst interview ever. So thanks..I guess?

Pres. Barack Obama dancing with Ellen. Awesome.

Hahaha! Look how cool her set is. Only Ellen can do that.

 So.. if you don't watch her show, I suggest you turn on that idiot box and look for her. Haha! Call me mean and it's fine. I know I'm mean. Ranting is one of my hobbies. :)

Ciao bro.