I'd Kill to Meet You No. 1

Okay. I'm going to write about the people I want to meet in my lifetime. I know it's impossible, but who knows? Tomorrow when I wake up I might just see Josh Duhamel at my front door with a bucket of beer. Eeeek! I'd die yo. Anyway here's my I'd Kill to Meet You No. 1...

ELLEN DEGENERES.

Yes people! It's Ellen Awesome Degeneres. I just love this homo to death. Jk! No, seriously. I love everything about her, her hair, her clothes, her shoes, her moves and even her wife Portia. I love her show and I'd die to be in her studio. She gives the coolest stuff just like Oprah, but she rocks harder than anyone I know. I just love how she gets to scare her guests and gets away with it. Like, how cool is that?

I remember the Jinky Pacquiao incident. Ugh it still makes me mad. For all of you who don't know yet, Mrs. Pacquiao just got invited to the coolest show on earth. And guess what? Yes, she declined the offer to be Ellen's guest. I  was like, "WTF are you thinking?! That's Ellen Degeneres with the capital "E"! You can't just say no to her you b*tch." Ugh forgive me, but I just can't take it. I watched her interview about getting invited to Ellen's show, and it goes like this.

Reporter: Totoo po bang in-invite kayo ni Ellen sa show niya?

Mrs. Pacquiao: Ah, oo pero sabi ko next time na lang.

Reporter: Bakit po?

Mrs. Pacquiao: Eh, kasi hindi ako magaling mag-English tsaka ayaw ko kasi ng live na interview.

OMFG. Did she just say that? Hey woman, what's the big deal about not being able to speak english. Don't tell me you can't speak a single english word? Your kids speak english bro. Don't give me that. That's what TRANSLATORS are for right? And you don't like a live interview? Come on. All interviews are live, they are just being recorded and edited. I guess you meant you like the interview to be recorded and edited so that you'll not look stupid infront of the world. Ugh.

Ellen is effin' awesome that she was able to get President Barack Obama to come to her show! See? You're not even a Hollywood celebrity. -_-

*sigh* Okay I guess it was right you declined the invitation. You're not worthy of interviewing anyway. Ellen will just ask you one question and that's it. She will just ask you how is it like to be Manny Pacquiao's wife? You just saved the world from one of the worst interview ever. So thanks..I guess?

Pres. Barack Obama dancing with Ellen. Awesome.

Hahaha! Look how cool her set is. Only Ellen can do that.

 So.. if you don't watch her show, I suggest you turn on that idiot box and look for her. Haha! Call me mean and it's fine. I know I'm mean. Ranting is one of my hobbies. :)

Ciao bro.

Meet My Friend Kog.

It's really good to have a friend you can talk to and just let everything out. You could always rant about everything and she'd just laugh it off. I always tend to make fun of people (and I know it's not nice) and she's always there to make it worse. Hahaha awesomeness!

We're like two peas in a pod. We may not be together at all times, but we see to it we catch up with each other's life. We laugh at almost everything. We never ran out of things to talk about. We never get tired of each others company.

I think we should marry. Hahahaha!

Lol.

I know I looked way darker. Aside from being naturally dark (well not really) Kog is just white.

She's just plain awesome like me. Mog.

Things I Must Do Before I Die. (for now)

I was staring at the ceiling spacing out, when I randomly thought of things I want to do before I die. Most of them are impossible, but who knows? One day I'll get uber rich and pretty much do anything I want. Haha! Eat your heart out Bill Gates. I'll get richer than you. Just you wait. *evil smirk*

1. Get rich.

2. Get richer. Money is almost everything.

3. Marry a white guy. I'm kinda obsessed with this idea.

4. Honeymoon in Paris. Yeah baby!

5. Live in New York with my then white hubby.

6. Have awesome kids just like their awesome parents.

7. Dye my nice princess hair uber black.

8. Travel the world!

9. Build houses all over the world.

10. Run my business empire.

11. Design the next tallest building.

12. Get richest. Money is everything.

That's all for now. I'll just update you the next time. Ciao.

Boom!

Ha! At long last! I'm able to write my very first blog. Well.. technically this is my second account. My first was way back in high school which was 5 years ago.. and I don't know what happened to it. Haha. Anyway.. I've always loved writing. I admit, I'm not the best writer in the universe, I just write to express my feelings and share my awesome thoughts. So.. feel free to read and share anything. Haters are awesome.

Awesome.

 I was a cute kid with an awesome fashion statement. Lol what happened to me?